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Total Medals Earned: 242 (From 67 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,425 Points

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Cathode Raybots

Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/80 points)

Channel Flipper 5 Points

Defeat the Regular TV crew.

N00Binator 5 Points

Kill the N00bs.

Proletariat 5 Points

Defeat the Bourgeois.

Unpatriotic 5 Points

Defeat the Patriots.

67 Deep Sixer 5 Points

Defeat the 67 Bots.

Bad Dude 5 Points

Defeat the Bad Dudes.

Butt Pincher 5 Points

Defeat the HUGE Jerks.

Castle Crusher 5 Points

Defeat the Castle Crashers.

Emotikiller 5 Points

Kill the NG Emotes.

Evil Slayer 5 Points

Defeat the Evil Bosses.

Gang Banger 5 Points

Defeat 10 random bosses.

Hate the Game 5 Points

Defeat the VG Legends.

Jerk Killer 5 Points

Defeat the Jerk Squad.

Killer of Legends 5 Points

Kill the legendary characters.

Travisty 5 Points

Defeat the Travis Bots.

Troll 5 Points

Defeat the NG Folks.

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Cavern Collapse

Medals Earned: 3/10 (35/240 points)

Decimating Death 5 Points

Get a game over

Bold Beginnings 5 Points

Start the game

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Serious Scorer 25 Points

End a game with at least 20,000 points

Modest Miner 10 Points

End a game with at least 10,000 points

Spectacular Spelunker 50 Points

End a game with at least 30,000 points

Hazard Hooker 10 Points

Destroy 1000 hazards

Informed Intellectual 5 Points

Visit the info screen

Special Spiker 100 Points

Destroy 10,000 hazards

High-score Heathen 5 Points

Visit the scores screen

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Crush The Castle 2

Medals Earned: 14/22 (75/140 points)

Acidic 5 Points

Melt 100 castle pieces.

Air Burst 5 Points

Detonate a remote bomb in flight.

Bombastic 5 Points

Explode 100 castles pieces.

Death From Above 5 Points

Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.

Electric Boogaloo 5 Points

Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.

I'm a Lumberjack 5 Points

Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.

Jack Frost 5 Points

Freeze 100 castle pieces.

Ladies First 5 Points

Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.

Last Laugh 5 Points

Kill the Jester last on any level.

Logged to Death 5 Points

Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.

Oh The Humanity! 5 Points

Burn 5 enemies in one shot.

Priority Target 5 Points

Kill the king first on any level.

Pyromaniac 5 Points

Burn 100 castle pieces.

Prohibition 10 Points

Destroy 100 barrels.

A Freeze is Coming 5 Points

Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.

I'm Melting 5 Points

Cover an enemy in acid.

Throw Like a Girl 5 Points

Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.

You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points

Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.

Veteran Crusher 10 Points

Crush all castles

Golden God 25 Points

Get gold medals on all castles.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Crush the Castle: PP

Medals Earned: 4/12 (30/285 points)

Castle Hater 5 Points

Beat all castles in Black Shores

Castle Pusher 5 Points

Beat all castles in Umbria

Castle Smasher 10 Points

Beat all castles in Wintervale

Tutorial Smasher 10 Points

Get gold in all castles in Black Shores

Castle Crusher 10 Points

Beat all castles in Betsonia

Castle Destroyer 10 Points

Beat all castles in Dante Flats

Warming Up the Trebuchet 10 Points

Get gold in all castles in Umbria

Don't Eat Red Snow 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Wintervale

No Survivors 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats

Resistance is Futile 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Betsonia

I Hate Castles 50 Points

Crush all castles

Gold Medalist 100 Points

Get gold medals in all castles.

Depict1

Medals Earned: 2/10 (30/275 points)

Truth 5 Points

Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.

Idiot 25 Points

Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.

Believe Me 5 Points

Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.

Immortal 5 Points

Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.

Bridge 10 Points

Use the button to create a bridge.

Leap of Faith 25 Points

Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.

Save Me 25 Points

Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.

Save Us 25 Points

Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.

Trapped Forever 50 Points

Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.

Free 100 Points

Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

DN8

Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/250 points)

Learn to fly 5 Points

Evolve the vertical movement mutation

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Blood on your hands 25 Points

Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge

Phew, that was close 25 Points

Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge

Two Headed Freak 25 Points

Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge

Job done 50 Points

Complete the game

You're the man 100 Points

Complete all the challenges

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Dragons and Dungeons

Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/80 points)

Girly Girl 5 Points

play as female

Man's Man 5 Points

play the game as a male

Croquet Champion 10 Points

become a master of croquet

Demon Slayer 10 Points

slay a demon

Cataclysm 10 Points

destroy everything

Dragonborn 10 Points

slay a dragon

Whale Rider 10 Points

ride a narwhal

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 9/44 (70/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!